These Are Our Favorite 15 Tweets By Single People And They Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry
Feb 14, 2018 by apost team
Valentine's Day always brings about mixed emotions. For some, it is a day of love and romance while for others it's simply a reminder of their single status. But whether you are soppy and lovesick, single and cynical, or bored of this materialistic holiday, we are sure you will be able to appreciate these hilarious tweets!
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You can tell how single I am by the way my cat and dog wear their sombreros with quiet dignity and acceptance.
— Angie Davis ❤️’s peen (@AngieDavisHaha) January 31, 2014
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Valentine's Day really separates the men from the boys, and then separates me from both of them in a third location
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 15, 2015
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My dogs are all “Girl, you are awesome. Why are you single?” And I’m all “Probably because I have conversations with my dogs, dudes.”
— Your Name Here ? (@notittryagain) January 1, 2018
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Sometimes I think 'maybe I should go out and meet people' and then I remember I don't really like people or leaving my house. #whyimsingle
— Tammy Watson (@Tamashay) February 9, 2017
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So I’m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing & he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest ?
— B. (@Ticklemelili) January 26, 2018
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9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
— Peter Smithson (@P_Smithson) February 14, 2015
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him: your single? why?
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 3, 2015
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Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my dog was RIGHT THERE.
— Pin Up Teacher (@pinupteacher) December 7, 2014
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Valentine's Day plan:
— pandamusk (@pandamusk) February 12, 2016
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