15 Tweets That Accurately Explain The Difference Between Marriage And Dating
Jan 22, 2018 by apost team
At the beginning of a relationship, it is sunshine and roses and you have to always to put your best foot forward! You have to show the best version of yourself, then marriage comes along. Time passes, you grow more comfortable together and everything changes...
We found these 15 hilarious tweets that highlight the differences between dating and marriage.
1.
10 days into dating: [hides every imperfection]
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) July 18, 2016
2.
Texting my wife when we were dating - What are you wearing?
— Dan R (@Social_Mime) November 18, 2016
3.
When you're dating, you message your partner about sex & fun date ideas. When you're married, it's about breakfast cereal iron content.
— A M A N D A C O N D A with the G O O D B U N S? (@mommywhitfield) March 10, 2017
4.
Crush: I hope he notices me
— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) December 27, 2017
5.
If you're dating and get an "I love you" text for no reason, it's endearing.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 27, 2016
6.
2nd month dating: A thousand lifetimes with you would not be enough.
— The Cre Master (@Jmboyd58) November 3, 2016
7.
Friday nights...
— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) September 12, 2015
8.
Dating: I could never stay mad at you.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) March 21, 2017
9.
When dating: It's so cute how you never knows where your keys are!
— Kelcey Kintner (@mamabirddiaries) October 7, 2015
10.
Remember when he used to hold it in when you were dating but now that you're married he just answers with a fart?
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) February 16, 2017
11.
Massage when you begin dating: Sensual with lotion for an hour
— Dan R (@Social_Mime) August 23, 2017
12.
Dating sex: dinner, compliments, attentive conversation, foreplay
— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) July 13, 2015
13.
*dating*
— Jenn Farrar (@jennfarrar7) August 25, 2016
14.
When we were dating, my husband crafted a multi-CD playlist for my "Day the Music Died" party, now I get excited if he texts me back "sure."
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) June 29, 2016
15.
How people walk when they’re:
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) December 17, 2017
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