Is It A Vacation Or A C-Section? It’s Hard To Tell

Dec 12, 2017

Titles:A C-section- Taking the Easy Way Out!Is it a Vacation or a C-section? It’s Hard to Tell!You’re Not a Real Woman When You Choose a C-Section Over Vaginal Delivery!Some people love to argue about natural childbirth and C-sections. Some say that having a scheduled C-section is simply taking the easy way out when it comes to labor and childbirth. Many people even say that a person who has a C-section isn’t really giving birth at all! They claim that if you can get pregnant, you can give birth naturally as well.Lola Lolita and Her BlogLola Lolita runs a blog in which she talks a lot about childbirth. She claims that any woman who chooses to have a C-section in lieu of natural childbirth isn’t doing it the right way. She states that having a C-section performed is always a choice and by taking it, you have chosen the easier way out of childbirth. She also claims that these types of women are not “real women” and that a real woman would break their vagina during natural childbirth, just the way God intended them to do.Lola even readily admits on her blog that she herself is not a real woman since she also took the easy way out. Lola decided that she would have three C-sections when it came time to deliver her children, and she says that each of the C-sections was easy as pie. She speaks about the three C-sections on her blog:She talks about how she tried desperately to get her first baby to break her vagina. Unfortunately, his head was too big and he wouldn’t fit past her pelvis. She tried to push him out the right way for more than 14 hours until the doctor decided to step in. He then concluded that she was definitely not a real woman because she wasn’t going to have the baby naturally! She was wheeled to the operating room, the place that women who are not real go to “give birth”. They then delivered the baby themselves, through an easy surgery. Lola was ecstatic that someone realized that even after a day’s worth of excruciating labor pains, she wasn’t a real woman at all! Lola states how happy she was to have it done the easy way, as everyone knows there is only one way to do something, and that is the hard way!Lola also talks about the second time she was pregnant, the fun time when her baby was macrosomic. A different doctor luckily recognized that she wasn’t a real woman and on her advice, Lola scheduled her C-section one week before her actual due date. Since the doctor saw that her first child wouldn’t go through her vagina without breaking it, she knew that this one wouldn’t either!But what do you know-the second baby thought his mother was a real woman and tried to come out before the scheduled C-section date. She suffered through four intense hours of excruciating labor pains before the operating room became available. From there, she agonized through her surgery because of many complications and wasn’t able to visit her baby in the NICU because she could not leave her bed. So easy! Being a fake woman is truly the only way to go. The third baby was also a scheduled C-section, but Lola ended up in her hospital when she was 36 weeks pregnant because they both had tachycardia. She was also experiencing non-progressive labor. She spent a solid week in the hospital this time, not being permitted to eat solid foods and dealing with an IV 24/7 that puffed her up like a puffer fish. Each contraction lasted about 25 minutes until the C-section was scheduled to take place.Unfortunately, the party was then over! She was so sad that she wouldn’t be woken up from little sleep every single hour to change positions so her baby’s heart rate would stay stable. Or that she wouldn’t be throwing up into pans from her own bed anymore. But as luck would have it, Lola actually got to spend four more hours in the operating room while multiple doctors hacked at her scar tissue. As an added bonus, the smell of her burning flesh as the doctors had to cauterize her exposed innards a number of times was taken care of by alcohol swabs being shoved under her nose. Lola laughs about how she really misses those days! But she has to admit that a scheduled C-section is basically a vacation, not childbirth. And the fun is over way too quickly!What do you think? Is childbirth only real when you push your baby out vaginally? Let us know your thoughts in the comment section!