How To Fart In Bed - When You´re Not Alone

Sep 19, 2018

Those of us with partners have all come across the same dilemma; you desperately have to pass gas, but your loved one is right there next to you. Do you let it go or hold it in?

Everyone has a different opinion on what you should do. Your answer will depend either on the relationship you have with your significant other or how you view gas in general.

Weng Chen is the artist behind “The Adventures of Messy Cow.” She often ran into this problem and decided that a comic about it could help open up the discussion.

After talking to couples, she found out that some people fart in front of each other all of the time, while others haven’t succumbed to it in more than 50 years together.

She says that it is important that you do what is comfortable for both of you. While she has suggestions in the form of a funny comic series, she says to only use them at your own risk.

Do you want to be respectful of your lover? If you feel the need to fart, get out of your bed and go into the next room. Then, let it rip! Just climb into your bed and act as nothing happened. Yes, it isn’t as easy as letting one loose while snuggled up in bed, but it is the most respectful way to let your gas out.

You have to fart but your bed is super warm and you don’t want to get out of it. However, you don’t want to fart right on your partner, either. The easiest way to do this is to pull up the covers and stick your butt out, away from your partner. The fart will go off into the room instead of towards your partner. Yes, they may still smell it, but they will be happy that you didn’t let loose on their leg.

If you have to fart and you can’t keep your loved one from hearing it, the nicest and friendliest way is to let it escape from your covers.

After you fart, open the sheet up and let the smell fan out into the room.

If you are looking to be sneaky about it, simply fart while you pretend you are sleeping.

You’ll be the innocent one if you just don’t move and keep your breathing even.

After all, how can they be annoyed with you if you fart in your sleep? It’s not your fault!

Are you looking for a way to end your relationship? Do you both love to fart and aren’t ashamed of it?

This is the way! Get into the spoon position with your loved one behind you. While they are against you, let one rip.

They will either be very disgusted or they will start a fart war. We just want to say- make sure you have a lot of faith in your relationship to try this one!

Now that you have learned all of the ways to fart in bed, go ahead and let them escape.

However, be sure that both of you are on the same exact page before you start farting on your partner. Some people don’t care while others find them disgusting. Fart accordingly!

Do you have any funny flatulence stories to tell? Let them out in the comment section and pass this along to friends and family!