Car Thief Shocked When Owner's Naked Boyfriend Runs Out To Stop Him

Sep 20, 2018

Every now and then a story emerges on the internet that's both funny and completely epic. This time around, a wannabe car thief and his poorly executed plan to steal a car was bamboozled by the owner. The owner sprinted like Usain Bolt out of his house, tackling the criminal to the ground like J.J. Watt, doing so with nothing but his birthday suit on.

That's right, the guy saved his vehicle from robbery while in the nude.

Despite the poor video quality, its perfectly clear that the guy is naked, sprinting out of his house, ready to utterly destroy the assailant. He probably doesn't even realize he has nothing on--he just wants to bring pain and misery to this thief.

Really, the thief is quite pathetic.

He has an open chance for escape out the passenger side car door. But the nude hero is too alpha to be beta'd by a puny car thief, one who probably has never laid eyes on what peak male performance looks like.

The naked car thief tackler is totally at an advantage. There's absolutely zero chance the suspect thought about the outcome of being strapped to the ground by a jacked naked guy. As soon as he saw the guy's manhood, he knew he was screwed. He was so preoccupied with the notion of being completely unaware to this outcome that things unfolded like a flash, and soon enough there was no chance for escape.

Nicola Jane Baldwin, the girlfriend to birthday suit hero, was notably and understandably amazed by her boyfriend's ability to fearlessly manage crime in the wee hours of the night. So much so that it was she who uploaded the video, not the man himself.

She's quoted as calling the thief "silly," another blow to the criminal's already diminished reputation. To be fair, Nicola couldn't think of anything more frightening than a giant, naked guy man-handling you to the ground. There's really nothing scarier in a rural neighborhood at two o'clock in the morning.

Alright, alright, enough credit to the guy. What really set him off was the car alarm, which immediately starts to blare as the thief manages to pry the door open. I guess this was the criminal's first rodeo, as most bad boys would have bolted at the sound of a car alarm rippling through a soundless neighborhood at night.

Check out the action here:

Would you have abandoned your dignity to defend your loved one's car? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!