19 Ways Women Annoy Men

Jun 01, 2018

Women are sugar and spice and everything nice. Or so we think. 

I know we seem flawless and sometimes feel like we have it all together. But let's face it, ladies, we can drive our men crazy, make them cringe in our presence. It just is what it is. 

Of course, we could easily list every single thing men do to annoy us, but maybe this time we should take a deeper look at ourselves and our annoying habits. 
 

Come on, guys have it easy when it comes to getting ready. Maybe take a shower, find a clean shirt, fasten a belt on some pants, and slip on some shoes -- done! For us, there's a process. I mean, come on, you just can't throw anything on! You have to see what looks better on you today than it did yesterday. You have your face to put on, your skin to adorn with moisturizer, your hair to tame in that most carefree-looking way.

You have stuff to do, alright! And if he doesn't like it, then he should be happy arriving beside you in your best mom-bun and yoga pants! 
 

2. Potty Breaks! 

How many times do we have to pee?! I don't know; it's not like we're counting, are we? When we gotta go, we gotta go. It's not like we want to make a pit stop every 30 miles, but, come on, our bladders will only hold it for so long. And it's not like we're five years old again and wanting to check out every restaurant's restroom, or are we? 

3. Non-stop speaking during a movie 

I drive my husband crazy with this one. I mean, I know it's annoying. I know it's not civilized. But I just can't help it. Sometimes I just need to know if he saw that, if my theory is right, or if that's the same person we saw in the first 10 minutes, because, believe me, sometimes my memory's not that great. So, if you're like me, maybe try putting a rubber band on your wrist and pulling it every time you're about to open your mouth, because, for real, it is annoying! 

4. Asking questions because you're interested 

When I talk with other women, I ask questions. They ask me questions. It's how we, you know, show that we're interested. Apparently, this is very annoying to men. Maybe you're asking what you think is a relevant question. But, no, apparently all it does is derail our men and aggravate them when they can't answer it. So, I guess, even if you're interested, tread carefully with this one. There's no telling if your question will carry conversation of just irritate him. 

Your husband, boyfriend, friend, or relative will get to something when he wants to get to it. There's no need to ask him or point it out, not even six months later. Because apparently, this is nagging. And by no means make any comment he perceives as passive aggressive.

Best course of action, don't bring any attention to what he said he would do. None! 

6. Deciding once we're out that we're wearing something slightly less-than-comfortable 

At home, it looks great. Then you go out and realize you can't bend down at all, or that if you don't seriously focus on keeping your knees together you'll show all the whole world your lady parts. I mean, I guess it is kind of annoying when we can't move about freely or have to slow our men down because we didn't think ahead. I mean, sometimes, we just get so excited something looks great in the mirror! 

7. Underestimating how long we'll be 

Saying you'll be ready by 8:00 to men means you'll be ready by 8:00. Of course, in your head you have calculated that you'll be ready by then. You're certain of it. Then, all of a sudden it's 8:15 and you still have to find your shoes. It happens, I get it, you get it. But he doesn't get. So, in the future, add another 30 minutes to your projected time. Tell him 8:30 or start getting ready 30 minutes sooner. He'll thank you for your promptness later. 

Alright, ladies. I know I'm wrong. You know you're wrong. And they know we're wrong. He's seen your closet. You've seen your closet. You have plenty in there, enough to clothe you and three of your clones. So, what's the deal? Sometimes there is no finding that perfect outfit. Sometimes you just have to go with second-best and get out the door. Because trust me and trust him, you have stuff to wear! 
 

9. Not knowing what to eat 

"Where do you want to eat?" The. Dreaded. Question. I don't know! Like, seriously, five places sound really good right now. How can I be expected to choose?! And don't lie. You're like this, too. And, besides, we kind of just expect him to know what we like and make it happen. 

10. Two words: "I'm fine" 

The two most diabolical words he will ever hear from your mouth. These words mean so many things, none of them being "I'm fine" or "I'm okay". When he hears this he knows he's in trouble. He also knows you're not being truthful. So, come on, ladies, next time he makes our blood boil, let’s try to be honest. Or least try not lie with "I'm fine."

When my husband really ticks me off, words vanish, and I get quiet. While this does terrify him to a certain extent, it also makes him angrier than anything else I do. This is worse than "I'm fine"; this is war. So, use this silent time to sit back, calm down, maybe remove yourself from his presence, so that later you can actually tell him what's bothering you.

Easier said than done, I know! 
 

12. Feeling left out 

I mean, with social media, it's usually pretty clear when we've not been invited. And why weren't we? Have we said something we didn't realize? Do they just not like us anymore? This line of self-doubt-questioning drives our guys crazy. So, when they tell us we're being too sensitive, while they may have a point, it's only natural to want to be included, only natural to feel slighted when we're not, right? 

13. Dredging up the past 

Women are like elephants. We remember it all. But just because you can remember it, just because you've been detailing it in your journal for years, does not mean you can bring it up now. Let the argument about the dishes be about, and I'm talking crazy here, just the dishes. I know, again, easier said than done. Because the dishes are just a symptom of a bigger issue, right? It's just another example of how he doesn't value you or try to help. But then again, it really could just be those five plates in the sink you need to discuss and not the last five years. 

14. Jealousy 

Face it, ladies. She is prettier than you. You know it, he knows it. But why let that bother you. He chose you. You don’t know anything about her. Maybe she's prettier, but maybe you're a better conversationalist. You never know. But what you do know is, five seconds after she's gone, he's not thinking of her or comparing you to her. So, let it go and focus on what makes you wonderful! 
 

Come on, he gets it. And you know what, he's probably tired, too. We all are. So, instead of telling him you're tired every five minutes and starting an exhaustion competition, try doing something where you both can be tired together. Can someone say Netflix marathon or a super-long nap? 
 

16. Being Self-Conscious 

Nothing is less sexy than a woman who doesn't value herself. So, don't ask to take that picture again or double-check yourself for the ninth time in the window reflection. You look great. You feel great. You are great. Now keep telling yourself that. 

17. Comparing other relationships to yours 

You know what, social media is a liar. You have no idea what goes on behind the caption. You don't know who's faithful, who's not. Let other couples do their thing and you do yours. No man (or woman) wants to feel the pressure to compete with another couple. You two have your quirks and your strengths. Embrace them! 
 

Face it, you're not 18 anymore. You may now even be at the point where you are buying eye cream and finding grays. And you know what, that's ok. Accept it. Embrace it. No one wants a middle-aged woman dressing like a teenager. So, harness the beauty of whatever age you are, and flaunt it.

You are mature and dignified, right? 

19. Gossiping 

Guilty! When I get together with my long-time girlfriend from high school, we gossip. We fill each other in on who's married, divorced, battling addiction, etc. And you know who hates it? My husband. And here is another time he may be right. I mean, is it really any of my business who cheated on her fiancé three times before the wedding? While it's some juicy bit of information that greatly entertains me, it's really not any news that enriches my own personal life. So, I'm siding with the men on this one. While it's a guilty pleasure, it really is an annoying habit. 


Ladies, have I been too hard on us? Guys, think you could add to the list? Think we could all do a little more to try to see the other's perspective and try, just a little, to annoy each other an iota less? 

Let me know in the comments which of these is your own guilty indulgence that drives the men in your life crazy and make sure to show this to the women you know!